Miraculous Hawse-Jizz (Body Lotions)

Miraculous Hawse-Jizz (Body Lotions)

$20.00

Rich, thick, creamy body lotion for all your dry skin + dry scalp needs. A welcome alternative to store bought, commercially processed, poor absorbing nonsense so readily available.

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Just in case you wish the Magic of the Body Eclectic products to be with you all day (alternatively – if my being there in spirit whilst you’re bathing isn’t quite enough… Me… for you), we also offer an extremely enriching, moisturizing, multipurpose Body cream for all your ash banishing needs.

You All know exactly what I’m talking about.

It also works beautifully as a leave in / wash out conditioner (you decide which works best for you)… and? Relax, everyone. All of our products are plant based, and the body creams are no exception – I create the bulk bases for all of my products first and 6 quarts of warm body lotion tends to share its viscosity gleefully –

In copious amounts.

Usually all over my face and chest.

Welcome to my mind.

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Lotion Scents Available:

"Alcyone" (Rosemary/Sage), "Aldebaran" (Patchouli/Ginger), "Aquarius" (Nag Champa Hippie Blend), "Bellatrix" (Heather/Ylang Ylang), "Borealis" (Berry Blend), "Calliope" (Caribbean/Vanilla), "Cassiopeia" (Rose/Sandalwood), "Castor*Pollux (Chocolate/Vanilla), "Cerunnos" (Green Man Musk Blend), "Chiron" (Soothing Relaxing Blend w/Arnica + Turmeric), "Danae" (Grapefruit/Tangerine/Amber), "Dionysus" (Geranium/Olive Flower/Merlot), "Eala" (Oakmoss/Vetiver/Lily-of-the-Valley), "Endymion" (Lavender/Patchouli/Musk Ambrette), "Fortuna" (Lavender/Frankincense), "Ganesh" (Frankincense), "Ghede" (Blackberry/Vanilla), "Haphaestus" (Cinnamon/Sassafras/Fennel/Smoke), "Inanna" (Neroli/Frangipani/Himalayan Cedar/Vetiver), "Lachesis" (Eucalyptus/Bergamot), "Lilith" (Neroli/Vetiver/Wormwood/Rose), "Maia" (Green Tea/Spearmint + Botanical Blend), "Mimosa" (Orange/Peppermint), "Naos" (Vanilla/Sandalwood/Gardenia/Clove), "Nashira" (Cinnamon/Cardamom/Clove), "Nimue" (Gardenia/Rosewood), "OM" (Cardamom/Magnolia/Jasmine/Teak), "Orpheus" (Hyacinth/Ylang Ylang/Myrrh/Dragons Blood), "Oshun" (Coconut Supreme), "Parvati" (Jasmine/Lemongrass), "Polaris" (Basil/Juniper/Black Pepper/Lime), "Quan Yin" (Mimosa Flower/Ugli Fruit/Sweet Pea), "Regulus" (Unscented), "Sif" (Vanilla/Chamomile), "Sirius" (Lavender/Tea Tree), "Ursa" (Mochaberry Latte Blend)

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