“Merlin” Multi-Purpose Spray

“Merlin” Multi-Purpose Spray

$20.00

Smells Heavenly. Feels Divine. Looks Refreshing. Tastes Terrible. Audio Experiences involve either positive product praise on your end, or humorously heartfelt heckling on mine: the Choice is Always Yours.

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Delightful deodorizing decotions for all your olfactory desires; because they (like all of the BESC products) are multipurpose, these lightly scented, whimsically colored, effectively ephemeral sprays can be used for a number of uses:

  • Gentle aromatherapy for body + hair
  • Deodorizing air (no more cooking / kush ambient aromas)
  •   Stinky pets / pet places
  • Stinkier kids / kid places
  • Remove  ‘Eau de Butt Groove’ from your cloth sitting areas
  • Prevent the scent of your Toilet Treasures before the deed
  • Need to send a message to folks, scent wise? Say no more!*

*My first (and most popular) spray scent was lovingly created in (dubious) honor of my most recent ex-boyfriend: I mean, how screwed up does one need to be, to get put out in the middle of a global lockdown?

In the grand scheme of things – said inaugural scent also paved those first tentative steps towards embracing the notion of dropping any patina of decorum, communication wise, in virtual space. So I guess multiple life lessons were gleaned from my time with that Being… more on that chapter of my life, and the accompanying poor life choices that led me there, can be read about in the Library.

(PS – I ended up trading up, partner wise. Tremendously so.)

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"Bitch Be Gone" (Himalayan Cedar, Sage, Bergamot), "Gurl, Shit!" (Palo Santo, Vanilla, Sandalwood), "Wuuuut?!" (Egyptian Musk, Crocus Flower, Helichrysum)

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